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Unconditional Love: Terms and Conditions Apply
A Comedic Guide to Our Setups to Fail, Unconditional Surrender, and the Scandalous Grace That Saves Us Anyway
Unconditional Love: Terms and Conditions Apply is a brutally honest, playfully deep journey into why we crave unconditional love — but secretly carry a ledger.
You’ll explore:
Why most modern “boundaries” are just rebranded resentment
How the four biblical loves (Agape, Phileo, Eros, and Storge) often get weaponized
The hidden grief of rejecting divine romance
What hell really is: the permanent echo of love refused
A comedic wedding invitation to the ultimate banquet (yes, with biblical menu satire)
How prophecy, grace, and accountability actually hold hands
The Proverbs 31 Husband: God’s Heart for Hospitality
“Discover the often-overlooked figure in Proverbs 31—the husband at the city gates.”
While the Proverbs 31 wife is praised for her strength and service, the role of her husband—as protector, supporter, and leader in the community—is equally vital.
The Proverbs 31 Husband explores what it means for a modern man to embody the biblical virtues of King, Priest, Warrior, and Lover—all while championing his wife’s gifts and building a household defined by radical, Christ-centered hospitality.
This book blends biblical teaching, relational insight, and practical theology to show God’s design for men as leaders, husbands, and hosts of His heart. It’s a call to reclaim a bold, servant-hearted masculinity that brings honor to both God and family.
Why You’ll Love This Book
Explores the often-overlooked biblical role of the Proverbs 31 husband.
A practical guide for living out faith, leadership, and love as a husband.
Perfect for men seeking spiritual growth, stronger marriages, and purposeful hospitality.
Author: Joseph Dopp
Tags: #Proverbs31Husband #JosephDoppBooks #ChristianMarriage #BiblicalManhood #Hospitality
Husband, Gymnastics: Living Wife on Wife’s Terms
“Get spiritually fit, flexible, and fluent in female.”
Marriage isn’t a couch sport—it’s a full-body, full-heart workout. Husband, Gymnastics is Joseph Dopp’s hilarious, heartfelt, and spiritually rich guide for husbands who want to stop pulling marital hamstrings and start moving in harmony with their wives.
With wisdom drawn from biblical principles, relationship insight, and a comedic edge, this book explores the art of stretching past selfishness, spotting your spouse emotionally, and building the kind of trust that flips conflicts into connection. Think of it as a spiritual fitness manual—less about reps and more about learning the rhythm of grace, love, and understanding in marriage.
This isn’t about being a pushover or trying to win gold medals in groveling. It’s about strength with humility, courage with tenderness, and learning the language of your wife’s heart.
Why You’ll Love This Book
A comedic yet powerful blueprint for thriving in marriage.
Encourages husbands to lead with love, flexibility, and faith.
Packed with practical exercises, spiritual insights, and laugh-out-loud moments.
Author: Joseph Dopp
Tags: #HusbandGymnastics #JosephDoppBooks #MarriageComedy #SpiritualFitness #FluentInFemale
Husband, Gymnastics: Living Wife on Wife’s Terms
“Get spiritually fit, flexible, and fluent in female.”
Marriage isn’t a couch sport—it’s a full-body, full-heart workout. Husband, Gymnastics is Joseph Dopp’s hilarious, heartfelt, and spiritually rich guide for husbands who want to stop pulling marital hamstrings and start moving in harmony with their wives.
With wisdom drawn from biblical principles, relationship insight, and a comedic edge, this book explores the art of stretching past selfishness, spotting your spouse emotionally, and building the kind of trust that flips conflicts into connection. Think of it as a spiritual fitness manual—less about reps and more about learning the rhythm of grace, love, and understanding in marriage.
This isn’t about being a pushover or trying to win gold medals in groveling. It’s about strength with humility, courage with tenderness, and learning the language of your wife’s heart.
Why You’ll Love This Book
A comedic yet powerful blueprint for thriving in marriage.
Encourages husbands to lead with love, flexibility, and faith.
Packed with practical exercises, spiritual insights, and laugh-out-loud moments.
Author: Joseph Dopp
Tags: #HusbandGymnastics #JosephDoppBooks #MarriageComedy #SpiritualFitness #FluentInFemale
Full of Something! : Explore What Fills Us - For Better or Worse
What Are You Full Of? Shame, sarcasm, sensitivity, sugar, social media... or the Spirit of God?
With a blend of biting satire, psychological insight, theological depth, and plenty of S-words, Joseph Dopp walks you through the four stages of fullness—from stuffing to saturation to sanctification to Spirit-led overflow.
A Four-Phase Journey Through the Things That Fill Us:
Stuffed: What’s crammed inside—shame, sugar, self-pity, sarcasm?
Sick: How it spills out—snapping, scrolling, swearing, and sabotage.
Sanctified: Learning to swap your stuffing for something sacred.
Spirit-Filled: Overflowing with power, peace, purpose… and maybe even some salsa.
Whether you’re a recovering approval addict, an emotional over-eater, or a quiet soul just trying to follow Jesus without imploding… this book is your permission slip to get hilariously honest, spiritually hungry, and gloriously full of the right stuff.
Why You’ll Love This Book
🧠 Deep Clarity
🎭 Comic Relief Meets Conviction
💡 Practical Wisdom
🔥 Holy Disruption
Author: Joseph William Dopp
Tags: #FullofSomething #SpiritFilledLife #ChristianSatire #FaithFreedomComedy #JosephDoppBooks
THINK THINK THINK: Discerning Natural Instincts, Societal Norms, and Divine Appointments!
Rewire your instincts. Rethink your reactions. Rediscover God’s voice.
In The Third Think, Joseph Dopp invites you to escape the cycle of fear, pride, and people-pleasing—and step into a Spirit-led life of clarity, courage, and connection.
This book offers a transformative framework for those ready to move from reaction to reflection… and finally, to divine revelation. Whether you’re navigating relationships, workplace challenges, or spiritual confusion, Think Think Think equips you to slow down, hear God’s direction, and act with wisdom that aligns with His heart.
Why You’ll Love This Book
Healed Relationships: Replace reactive habits with thoughtful, loving responses that deepen intimacy with your spouse, kids, and friends.
Restored Work Life: Handle conflicts and challenges at work with clarity, patience, and professionalism.
Freedom from Trauma: Break free from automatic trauma responses and step into a life of healing and peace.
Stronger Faith: Build a deeper connection with God by learning to discern His will in every moment.
Author: Joseph Dopp
Tags: #ThinkThinkThink #JosephDoppBooks #SpiritualGrowth #ChristianLiving #DivineAppointments
The Rebellious Stage: The Joy of Divine Direction: A Theatrical Guide to Roles, Redirects, and Your Best Redemption Story
“Are you missing your cue in life’s greatest story?”
Discover the joy, comedy, and redemption that comes from ditching your fake script and stepping into God’s story.
We’ve all done it. We’ve stolen the mic, rewritten our lines, and acted like the Director of the universe forgot to give us top billing. The Rebellious Stage is your laugh-out-loud, soul-piercing backstage pass to the biggest production of all time — the story God is still directing, starring people like you who keep improvising themselves into chaos.
With wit, spiritual depth, and theatrical metaphors that hit home, this book calls you to step off your self-made stage and back into the divine story that redeems every failure and rewrites every act.
Why You’ll Love This Book
A relatable, spiritually rich guide written with humor and heart.
Clever stage metaphors that make life’s biggest truths easy to grasp.
A heartfelt invitation to trust the Author of your story and embrace your true role.
Author: Joseph Dopp
Tags: #TheRebelliousStage #JosephDoppBooks #FaithAndComedy #LifeAsTheater #RedemptionStories
Gulping Problems: Stop Consuming Life at a Fantasy Pace
Are you full of everything—and somehow still starving?
We live in a culture that gulps:
– Gulping fast food instead of real nourishment
– Gulping validation instead of real love
– Gulping spiritual hype instead of real transformation
We rush. We numb. We consume.
And still… we're anxious, burnt out, and emotionally bloated.
Gulping Problems is a sharp, funny, and painfully honest guide to slowing down in a world addicted to speed. Blending biblical insight, neuroscience, and a gut-punch of satire, this book will help you:
Stop over-consuming what doesn’t satisfy
Discern God’s voice in a world of distraction
Identify the lies you’ve swallowed about sex, success, hustle, and happiness
Replace shallow sips of purpose with deep drinks from God’s presence
Learn to fast from pressure and feast on peace
Marriage Is For Monarchs: A Playful Guide to Majestic Love, Royal Roles, and Divine Romance!
“Marriage isn’t magic. It’s fruit-bearing. And fruit only grows where the Spirit leads.”
Before you pursue covenant, pursue the One who makes covenant possible.
Marriage Is for Monarchs invites you to rediscover marriage as it was always meant to be: royal, sacred, Spirit-led, and wildly countercultural.
This book explores the kind of love that’s not built on fairy tales or fleeting feelings but on divine strength and Spirit-produced character—the kind of character that can truly carry the crown.
Through humor, wisdom, and spiritual insight, Joseph Dopp calls couples (and future couples) to build marriages that reflect God’s kingdom—where love, respect, and faith grow like fruit in every season.
Why You’ll Love This Book
Reframes marriage as a divine calling, not just a contract.
Blends humor, biblical truth, and practical guidance for couples.
Perfect for engaged, married, or even “royally frustrated” readers who want Spirit-led love.
Author: Joseph Dopp
Tags: #MarriageIsForMonarchs #JosephDoppBooks #ChristianMarriage #DivineRomance #SpiritLedLove
Grudge Masters: How to Foster Bitterness, Unforgiveness, and Perpetual Misery
“A reverse-psychology guide to ultimate misery.”
🎓 Welcome to Grudge Masters University™
Where healing is suspicious and resentment is required reading.
Tired of self-help books preaching “let it go”? Sick of being told to “rise above it,” “move on,” or—worst of all—“forgive”?
Good. You’re our kind of people.
In this unapologetically petty parody of emotional healing culture, you’ll discover the ultimate guide to:
Holding grudges like priceless family heirlooms.
Turning bitterness into a full-blown lifestyle brand.
Weaponizing silence, eye-rolls, and selective memory.
Resisting peace at every possible opportunity.
Grudge Masters is your roadmap to emotional sabotage for the modern age—wrapped in brilliant satire, razor-sharp wit, and just enough truth to sting.
If you’ve ever been ghosted, gaslit, guilt-tripped, or group-text excluded… this is the revenge-read you’ve been waiting for.
Don’t heal. Hold on. Make it awkward forever. Apply below—resentment starts today.
Why You’ll Love This Book
A laugh-out-loud parody of toxic self-help culture.
Author: Joseph Dopp
Tags: #GrudgeMasters #JosephDoppBooks #SatiricalSelfHelp #ReversePsychology #BitternessUnleashed